Grrr, stupid google

Well, I just had a relatively detailed description of how I almost died tonight, but wouldn't you know it, Google done gone lost it. Dammit Google, you owe me a blog post. Here is a somewhat shorter and less enthusiastic version:

I was driving down South 101, minding my own business and being awesome. Sir Meow was in the car as well. He was also being awesome, as he has a reputation of doing. As I was coming up on my exit, I noticed what looked like a police blockade. Not wanting to plow through it with my relatively new car and cat and somewhat less new but more valuable head, I slowed down and pulled over towards the right lane of the highway.

The big-rig truck that I had been tailing was apparently not as observant and noticed the upcoming obstruction significantly after I did. No slow deceleration for him, no sir. Lots of burnt rubber and fishtailing instead. Thankfully, I was far enough behind the truck that all I had to deal with was the fumes (they were probably full of carcinogens) and the vague awareness that this could have been much, much worse.

As I followed the truck past the obstacle, I could see that it was in fact a wreck that was blocking the three left lanes of the highway. I saw what looked like the remains of a Honda Civic and whatever else it had kissed at 75 miles an hour, along with a collection of people who did not seem to realize that lights are often helpful in indicating obstructions to oncoming traffic at 2 AM in the morning...

I'm just glad my brains are not splattered all over 101 right about now...

Oh, on a side note:

• +$333.30

• +$8428.09 on the year (very slightly ahead of schedule!)

Nite nite.